The EOTS Experiment

Okay . . . what is wrong with this family?

It's December First and not a single decoration has been put up in this house.  No tree, nothing but a wreath the mom is working on as a Christmas present.  This is making me sick, where is the Christmas Spirit?   I have spent this whole day watching from the bathroom and they have done nothing!  I think it is time for this elf to take charge. I am confident they will take my hint if I decorate a little for them.   But what can I decorate that needs some sprucing up? 

I got it!  Those little fish seem so sad in that tank maybe I can find something special to put in it. Jingle Bells!  They have cute little Grinch ornaments underneath this thing!  Time to dive in. 

Whew!  That water was colder than snowballs in your pants! Now the tank looks festive.  I went on with my night like always watching over the family as the slept, played some peek a boo with a few strung out barbie dolls (just kidding), did a little rocking around the house since no Christmas Tree was in sight, and sipped on some hot cocoa I found in the kitchen.   The night proved to be very active and entertaining. It was time for me to go dormant again. So I went to find myself a place near the fish tank.  When I got there I realized that . . .

It was still missing something! Though the Grinch ornaments made the tank cute, but it wouldn't get the message across like I wanted it to.  So I decided to do one last thing before the Kelly's all woke up to find me.   I decorated it a little further placing red and green ornaments all around the lid of the fish tank.   I perched myself right behind it that way I could watch the fish all day long.  Can you see me in this picture?

When the Kelly's woke up they found my cute little decorations and guess what they are still up! I knew being a little festive would make them want to decorate more.  Despite my efforts of trying to make the Kelly Boy and Girl get off the naughty list they were extremely bad.  This gave me and idea for my next night's work . . .

My finished product isn't it beautiful!  How can they not love decorating for Christmas? It's so therapeutic just like ice cream made out of snow!

Please enjoy the following song . . . Remix!


Signing off for now Samuel Mistletoe!